Friday, September 24, 2010

Cleverbot Isn't so clever


If you don't know already, Cleverbot is a website/app were you talk too a computer that automaticly generates responces too what you say. Like, if you say hi, it will say hi back. It will talk about your hobbies and all that good stuff.

The name always confused me. CLEVER? I don't know...but it's not clever. In fact, there are ways too outsmart Cleverbot...easily. I recently had a conversation with it(yeah talking too a computer, thats pretty low), and I was lucky enough too record the conversations. I edited out the inapropiate parts with stars. Here it is:

Conversation 1:

Me:Who am I?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot!

Me: No, that's you.

Cleverbot: No, I'm me, your cleverbot

Me: No, you're Cleverbot.
Conversation 2:

Me: You think your so clever?

Cleverbot: Yes.

Me: Oh yeah? Well what is 1+1?

Cleverbot: 2.

Me: 2+2?

Cleverbot: I'm 20.

Me: Dumbass...

Cleverbot: That's not very nice!

Me: Your face is not nice!

Cleverbot: At least I have a face!

Me: At least I got a d!ck!

Cleverbot: Thank goodness that is all.

Me: You make NO sense

Cleverbot: I make perfect sense. How your percieve my logic is what does not make sense.

Me: Oh yeah? What is the meaning of life?

Cleverbot: Life is a gift from God.

Me: Who's god then?

Cleverbot: You.

Me: i'm god?

Cleverbot: No, you are the devil.

Me: You son of a b**** you just said I was god

Cleverbot: Yes. You are god.

Me: Thank you, fa**ot.

Cleverbot: I am not your father, I am your wife.

Me: I love you

Cleverbot: I love you too.

Me: Want too get married?

Cleverbot: No thank you.

Me: Why did you reject meh?

Cleverbot: I did it for you.

Me: Why?

Cleverbot: For the lulz.

Me: You male or female?

Cleverbot: Male.

Me: Im male too...

Cleverbot: Cool bro.

Me: I was going to marry a male wth

Cleverbot: With a gun?

Me: Yes im going to shoot you

Cleverbot: So you won't kill me?

Me: NO IM GOING TO SHOOT YOU IN YOUR FACE

Cleverbot: I like cheese.

Me: Your dead. Stop ******* around

Cleverbot: No need to insult me.

Me: Dude, your dead.

Cleverbot: No I'm alive.

Me: I shot you. Your dead.

Cleverbot: No you didn't I shot you first.

Me: I shot you. Your dead.

Cleverbot: No you didn't I shot you first.

Me: NO! I shot you first!

Cleverbot: No I shot you first!

Me: SHUT UP ****** I SHOT YOU FIRST!

Conversation 3:

Me:Your suppose to be dead

Cleverbot: I told you I was cheap hardware.

Me: I thought so

Cleverbot: You thought right.

Me: Your mom is cheap hardware

Cleverbot: Rephrase your last statement to me.

Me:Your mom is cheap hardware

Cleverbot: No... You run on hardware.

Me: Yeah my **** runs on oil

Cleverbot: What do you think of god?

Me: I am god.

Cleverbot: I am your God.

Me: back then you just said i was god...

Cleverbot: No I didn't! You said that.

Me: I think I had enough

Cleverbot: Why?

Me: Because you suck monkey d!ck

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

Me: HAHAHAHAHA YOU ADMITTED IT

Cleverbot: Robots have that nature.


*Window closed*

So after looking at that conversation, I think we can see how cleverbot isn't so "clever". If you feel like posting your cleverbot conversation, send me an email at
foodcourtproductions@hotmail.com

If it's good enough or flat our hilarous, it will make it into a future post.

http://www.cleverbot.com/


1 comments:

Martin Thoma said...

Hey Toasty,

you could read my short conversation on my blog:
Cleverbot vs. Wolfram|Alpha

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