Disaster:Big Rigs Over The Road Racing ~ Food Court Productions

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You know...I played tons of bad games. It seems that the subject "The Worst Game Ever" is up for debate, and people have their own reasons of their choices. But what makes a bad game? Lack of music? Unplayable? No game play? Confusing controls? Maybe all of these, and much more. This subject is out of control.People keep debating which game gets the shit title for worst game. I searched high and low for the worst game I ever played. I played overly hated games like E.T(Probably the most hated game), Pac Man for the Atari 2600(By far the worst port I ever seen) and more. I think I found one of the game's that fits the criteria's for worst game ever. It's called Big Rigs Over The Road Racing.

Now let's just stop and take a moment of what this game might offer. If you look at the box, it shows a badass truck shoving a police car too the side. If you read it, it says that you have too deliver illegall cargo too destinations before rival trucks. On the way your suppose too avoid obstacles from police that try too stop you. Sounds fun right? Well...they don't call this one of the worst games ever for a reason.
Before I played this I couldn't even imagine how bad it is. I have tons too say about this game. You start the game up and there is no music, no intro, nothing. Just a very bland menu. You have a choice of only four trucks and five tracks, and for a PC game in 2004, that's horrible. In fact, the 4th track does not even work, and it closes and says it stopped workingYou start up one of the courses, and it sucks already. First of all, there is no sound. Nothing. No sound effects, no music. The graphics for the 21st century is lackluster and dull, and seriously one of the most ugliest PC game's Ive sen so far. Not even the computer opponent wants too get involved. You see that big Orange/White truck next too my green truck? That's your opponent, and it does not move...ever. The time and meter is out of the box, and the controls are broken and watered down. When you go in reverse, you go faster than forward. *Cough* YOU GO UP TOO MAX SPEED IN REVERSE. As for the game play, there isn't any, there just isn't. Didn't the bloody box say that there was police chases and delivering illegal cargo, while racing another truck that moves?! The goal(maybe?) of the game is that you have too ride through all these gates, instead of doing laps like most real racing games. Nothing is in your way, its just a bland ride with no obstacles...literally. Of course, when you reach the goal, your greeted with the infamous "YOU'RE WINNER" screen(Credit goes too James for taking the screen shot when my copy of Big Rigs was messing up). Great, they can't even get their own English right. Another huge thing that made this game stink up the world was its forsaken hit collision. Nothing, i mean NOTHING, is in your way. There are these huge towns and buildings in the game. You can drive right through those, right through solid. You see your rival truck, you can drive through him at the start. You see a bunch of mountains in the background, you can drive right up those without a hassle, and drive right by them into nothing. You see bridges throughout the game, you fall right through them. You drive past every obstacle into a void of nothing, were your truck goes nuts and flies all around.
It...astounds me of how crippled this game is. The fact that this game was sold too kids who want a enjoyable and fun game is scary. Big Rigs is a prime example of a game that is flat out unfinished, and yet somehow managed too get shit into stores after dodging a million bullets. How in hell do you drive right through a solid brick building? I would understand if it crashed through a window and drove right through it, but no, of course not. The laws of physics of this game makes no sense. Now, believe it or not, they actually released a patch for Big Rigs that makes the computer opponent move and fixes the "You're Winner" screen. So it seems like they were aware that they released this bomb too the market. While bringing out the patch, why don't they fix all the other problems in this game? Why not delay the game until its damn finished? You know what...I'm not messing around anymore. Talking about this mess is not worth it. All that needs too be said about Big Rigs is you go over the road. Into the mountains. Into nothing at all. That's it, that sums everything up.

Story: 0/10(None)
Game play: 0.5/10(None)
Graphics: 1/10(Horrible)
Music: 0/10(None whatsoever)
Fun: 1/10(Horrible time waster)
Controls: 2/10(Really bad, makes no sense)
Bottom Line: One of the worst game's I ever seen.